Controversies Humor Social Media

My Facebook Lovers

Ordinarily, i am not the type that Kiss and Tell but the attention i have been receiving lately from members of the opposite sex has been so overwhelming that i feed the need to share my good fortune with everyone. Afterall, it is not everytime you have pretty ladies falling over themselves to catch the attention of a nerd.

Perhaps they love my blog and the way i write?

Check out some of the love letters i received on Facebook recently and tell me, honestly, if you wouldnt love to be in my shoes. Please look beyond the grammatical errors, “no be grammar we go chop”!

The last one is my favourite.


Dearest, In fact, I am very glad to write you at this time when the two of us looking for a soul mate in a beautiful place. My name is celina. I believe that this similarity that I have come knocking on the door of your heart, you open for me to enter. I’ll be very grateful if we can establish this relationship. I will stop so far, until I hear from you.

It’s me, celina

Please try using this e-mail add ( send me your mail to my inbox so that I Can send my picture. Celina


GREETINGS FROM SHANTEL. Hello dear My name is Shantel. I was impressed when i saw your profile today at ( and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through this my private e-mail box ( ) Thanks waiting to hear from you soon. Shantel

I will send to you my pictures in my next mail through this my mail box email here


HELLO, I am ELLEN! How are you? hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health. Please I went through your profile and i read it and took interest in it, please if you don’t mind i will like you to write me on this ID ( hope to hear from you soon, and I will be waiting for your mail because i have something VERY important to tell you. (

Lots of love ELLEN !


Hello Dear, My name is miracle Larry, after reading your profile here Short took an interest in you, and I really vital information related to my life and future that I want to reveal to you, so please reply me with your e-mail address me here miraclelarry518 @ where you you will be able to write to you to tell you more about me, as well as send you the attached images Please reply me with your e-mail address me here miraclelarry518 @

You new friend Miss Miracle, Thanks


Hello My Dear, Please pardon me if I busted into you in a wrong way, but i like to say this truth in my heart. I must confess that you are handsome and I would like you to know that this handsomeness i see in youis the heart of every woman. I would like to know you better as I am searching for a long lasting relationship. I am a woman and my name is Miss Precious Tamba and I just saw your profile and sincerely i like you and would like to have a good relationship with you. Also please tell me more about yourself, what is your Nationality, what is your job and your position in your working place and everything you think I need to know about you as your good friend. Sorry if I ask too much Question just want to know you better and as I said above my name is Precious Tamba and I will tell you more about myself too when I get your reply Do have a pleasant day and stay blessed. and here is my email address to write and send me an email

I wait for your I will send my picture if i hear from you.


Entertainment Humor

Miska Muska Mickeyyyy Mouse !!!

It has become something of a routine and it was that time of the month again this morning.

“Wale, the DSTv subscription would be due tomorrow …”
I kept quiet.
“Daddy, mama said  …”
“I have heard !”cutting off my 5 year old son
“Okay, so how much are you contributing this time”, addressing my wife.
“I don’t have any money”
I kept quiet.

You see, in an average African family, the man is regarded as the breadwinner and he is expected to foot, at least, most of the bills. Expectedly, with this responsibility comes some deference and preferential treatment in the home. Like you get to eat the biggest pieces of meat in the pot (yeah, we are still carnivores here), you get to have a final word on some (emphasis on Some, not all) issues, you do not have to do any house hold chores, ..

But one thing that has always bothered me is the Cable TV (DSTV) remote control. Who does the TV remote belong to? I do not think it is out of place for the man to own the remote, afterall he pays for it. Unfortunately, the reality is far from that. In my home, over time, i have been relegated to my man cave, with absolutely no claim to the TV remote. So much for “paying the piper and dictating the tune” you would say! But, really, i kind of think i am not alone in this. Why should we men continue to pay for what we do not enjoy?!

Three camps have been formed;

Camp 1 – The Wifey : Preference for E! Entertainment and any of those gossip channels, with a dose of the crime channels. Ummh. 😡
Camp 2 – The Boys : Cartoon channels, with preference for the one with blinding loud colours, Disney Junior Channel. Even my 16 month old son is already into Mickey Mouse; Miska Muska Mickeyyyy Mouse!!! Aaaaargghhhh!!!!
Camp 3 – Yours Truly : News & documentary channels. And no, i don’t do sports!

The few times i have put my foot down and insisted on watching my channels, it is usually with much discomfort. My kids have a way of making you feel very guilty. Within minutes, i hand back the remote and retire to the safety of my man cave. If only i had enough money for one of those dual channel subscriptions. 🙁

Oh well, i guess the battle is for another day. Where is my bank card?