The Story Of Creation

In the beginning there was the Computer. And God said C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT! Enter user-id. C:>GOD Enter password. C:>OMNISCIENT Password incorrect. Try again. C:>OMNIPOTENT Password incorrect. Try again. C:>TECHNOCRAT And God logged on at 00:00:01 day 1. C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT! Unrecognisable command. Try again. C:>CREATE LIGHT Done C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH And God… Read more The Story Of Creation

Help Desk [Joke]

Just a nice little story to remember and think of when you think that your computer hates you! This is a story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk employee was fired; however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for… Read more Help Desk [Joke]